meet the cast

  • Daniel Mann

    GAY AND CONFUSED

  • Madi Leal

    WHO DO YOU THINK MADE THIS SHIT HAPPEN?

  • Andrés Forero

    LOUDER THAN THE PLOT

  • Gia Gentilini

    MOST LIKELY TO FIGHT A BITCH AT SURF LODGE

  • Roshni Gill

    THE MVP (Magnet for Very Pathetic, Men)

  • Chase Parker

    OUR TOKEN MC (but don’t tell him he’s funny)

  • MK Whelan

    THE ‘but he’s different’ BELIEVER

  • Owen Mann

    DIRECTOR’S ASSISTANT

  • Grayson Pichon

    THE WALKING RED FLAG

  • Maika Beckner

    BIG (tittie) MIKE

  • Carson Gillaspia

    DOUGH ISN’T THE ONLY THING HE LIKES TO WATCH RISE

  • AC Fox

    THAT BITCH

  • Kennedy Woodard

    HR’S BIGGEST CONCERN

  • Vasilis Sotiropoulos

    ‘LOVE ON THE SPECTRUM’
    FAN FAVORITE

  • Kristen Lennon

    THE HUMAN AFTER PARTY

  • Scottie Abeel

    IF SEEN DRINKING W/O HUMAN BABY LEASH PLEASE REPORT IMMEDIATELY

  • Matt McLaughlin

    MAN IN FINANCE, TRUST FUND, 5’5, BLUE EYES

  • Marlee Silverman

    POCKET PRINCE’S PRINCESS

  • Wade Finberg

    “STRAIGHTEST” GUY HERE

  • Brooke Bourbonais

    THE ANESTHESIOLOGIST HE TELLS YOU NOT TO WORRY ABOUT

  • Patrick Clinch

    TEAM’S GREATEST BENCHWARMER

  • Walker Arendas

    THE ANESTHESIOLOGIST YOU SHOULD BE WORRIED ABOUT

  • Josh Parker

    PRESIDENT & CEO, The Jamie Dimon Glaze Foundation